Monday, August 19, 2013

1-800-V-Steam


So I DIYed a "V-Steam" AKA vaginal steam today, AKA BAJOS,  AKA chai-yok. What's that you ask? Well in layman's terms it's a sauna for the vagina. Why you ask? Well, I'm all about enhancing the look and feel of my poon-poon. No, really, I was introduced to the v-steam via the Tia and Tamera reality show, and me being adventurous and into holistic healing, as well as feminine health, thought I'd give it a whirl. 

V-steams according to the internet go way back in both Central & South American as well as Korean cultures. So, it must be total AWESOMENESS. Without going in to deep (pun not intended), its benefits are supposed to be tremendous for vaginal and reproductive health, from healing ailments including bladder and yeast infections, hemorrhoids, infertility, to irregular and painful periods. Below are articles that go into detail about the v-steam is and how it benefits lady parts.

http://www.wholeliving.com/176734/what-steam
http://www.blogher.com/steam-your-vagina-obgyn-vaginal-steam-baths

NOW LET'S GET INTO IT
Below is the recipe that I concocted from several articles.
RECIPE:
I boiled a gallon of organic dried herbs that were recommended from another web site for 10 minutes. I then placed a clean bowl into my clean toilet. I poured half of my V-Tea into the bowl, and I sat for 15 minutes while  covering myself with a natural fiber sheet. After 15 minutes, I poured the rest of the tea in the bowl and sat for about 10 more minutes.

The herb mixture consisted of:
1 tablespoon basil 
1 tablespoon oregano 
1 tablespoon rosemary 
1 tablespoon lemon balm 
1 tablespoon calendula 
1 tablespoon lavender
(There are numerous herbal mixtures on the internet, but those are the herbs that I found.)

HOW DID IT FEEL YOU ASK?
It felt like steam on my cooter. It was pleasant. It probably should've been a very spiritual moment where I would pray and meditate on love, and fertility. Instead, I gossiped on the phone with my friend. On the show as well as articles have said that it transforms sexual intercourse to a whole new level. However, I'm not in a position to test that pert due to lack of a partner. So, for those of you with reliable partners, please do try the Bajo, and give me some feedback.

RESULTS
Hmmm. Considering I just did it, I will have to get back to you on that. Also, since I currently don't have any ailments, besides the annoying menstrual cycle, I don't know what I will report. Hopefully, my menstrual flow will be less annoying next month. 

WHO SHOULD YOU DO IT?
If you're having problems conceiving
If you have uterine fibroids
If you suffer from bladder infections
If you suffer from yeast infections
If you have irregular period
If you are like me, and Iike steam shooting up your flower.